Tuesday, May 19, 2009

TWSS vs Things She'd Never Do

Oh, NYT... this article was clearly written for TWSS

The Komodo dragon is already a terrifying beast (TWSS). Measuring up to 10 feet long, it is the world’s largest lizard (Doubly TWSS!). It delivers a devastating bite with its long, serrated teeth(She'd Never Do That!)...

Sometimes the victim immediately falls, and the lizards can finish it off (TWSS!)...

As mucus drooled out of [its] mouth, he used a test tube on a pole to collect it (TWSS!).

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