Anonymous Professor: Once a student scheduled some office time with me on a Saturday. Weird, but not a big deal. She comes in, wearing a dress. I tell her to sit down. She shuts the door. Turns around, looks me dead in the eye, drops her dress to the floor and says, "Fuck me Dr. XXXX." As a respectable member of the faculty, I politely declined. But it was the hardest thing in the world.