More OPENness

talking about sergio's pre shot routine

"he was really taking his time. gripping and gripping and milking his club"

She's OPEN to stroking

us open commentator (female i might add): "due to this moisture you can really feel confident about stroking aggressively."

Printer? I barely know 'er.

co worker: is the printer dying?
me: it's just not used to handling this sized load
TWSS

Milfs!

MANILA, Philippines - Air Force attack planes pounded yesterday the position of Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels in Guindulungan, Maguindanao, as fighting between government troops and guerrillas entered its fourth day, a military spokesman reported.

Air Force Pounds MILF Lairs with Rockets

TWSS

me: and you spoke to him about it?
Annhog: i asked him if he was open to it and he said he was open to anything

twss

In such a good way

me: yea, im pumped its over
work still going well?
Sent at 10:42 AM on Wednesday
Ann: it is, yes
it's kind of hard
but in a good way

TWSS

Dip in your mouth

Michael Kay, Yankees commentator talking about how major leaguers shouldn't chew tobacco bc impressionable kids watch the games. As they are throwing it to commercial, they zero in on Rays outfielder BJ Upton who has a dip in and Kay says:
"Take it out of your mouth, BJ!"

TWSS

Taming the Python

While watching national geographic, my friend blurted out: I'm a snake charmer.

TWSS

From the back

"For the record I wasnt talking to anyone on the phone last time I was rear ended" ~ my boss
TWSS

Heads up

Host: Please make sure you let me know before you get down to the house.
Guest: I'll make sure to call you before I go down.
TWSS

Finishing

My mom about my arrival to see her and my cousins:
"I just spoke to Nick and he's excited that you're coming!"

TWSS

My Very Randy Johnson

About his 300th:
Big Unit gets #300 without wearing a hat.
(and coming inside a lot)

TWSS

Doesn't get much better than this

More hockey again
Marcy: Everything is a high stick when you are on your knees.

TWSS

Randy, baby

Regarding Randy Johnson (aka Big Unit) going for his 300th win. Blog title is: 300 rain drops (or maybe a few more)
"Big Unit will go for 300, if rain stops"

TWSS

Close calls

Yankee's First baseman Mark Teixeira about getting hit twice in one
game against the Rangers

"There seemed to be balls around my head"

TWSS

Southern Belle

In discussion about last minute travel plans:
"Yeah, my cousin decided to come at the last minute."

TWSS

More hockey

Woody Paige talking about Sidney Crosby deciding to touch the Prince
of Whales Trophy:
"You can touch it. You can slobber on it."

TWSS

Patience is a virtue

In regards to the computer system i am supposed to be learning:
It could take a week to get it up
TWSS

Soooo meaty

This is the only part of cooking goat that I don’t love — however, I will confess that I think the single most terrifying passage in all of literature is from a lamb recipe in Madame Guinaudeau’s 1958 book “Traditional Moroccan Cooking”: “Make a hole with the point of the knife just above the knee joint of one of the legs between flesh and skin. Blow through the opening until the air gets to the fore legs and makes them stick up.”

TWSS

It really is always about sausage

some lady just came in to my office to talk about the sausage account we're working on
(of course)
"I need to see casey...."
"what about"
"sausage...its all about sausages"
me ~ huge grin
TWSS

Sometimes she's tired after a long day

me: yea so I was contemplating heading out but he sounded pretty drunk so
knew he was going to hit that wall and go home before i got there
Lisa: hahaha
weiner out
me: yea
he sent me a text today "good call on shutting it down, i was fucked up"
Lisa: hahaha
typical
me: yea, when he drinks during the day, theres no shot
Lisa: yeah no more stamina

twss

Playing with my hockey stick

Watching the Stanley Cup Finals:
"I really like that play they're running. You just flip it over and pump it in."

TWSS

Her posture

in reference to a ball you sit on to help ur back:

me: i have a dicks sporting goods near me
maybe ill go get a ball from dicks
Greg: haha
me: there it is
Greg: twss